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Friday, August 31, 2007

Jokes-Please don't be angry, boys!

Why are men created before women?
God needs a rough draft for the final version.

Why did God created women?
He was tired of taking care of men all day round and decided to create women to share the bothersome task.

Any woman who tries to satisfy a man's stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember

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